September 2009
27 posts
“Dorothy: Ma, “disdam” is not a word.
Sophia: It certainly is!...”
Halloween.
Halloween is a mere 32 days away. I don’t have a costume yet. This is an issue. I was going to try and get a bunch of people to dress up as characters from the classic board game “guess who,” but that is no longer a thing.
Ideas?
Kelta suggested Joey and I go as a kangaroo and a Joey. funny.
Maggie suggested a Salt shaker and a battery = assault and battery.
this lady married an eiffel tower.
On first meeting, Erika La Tour Eiffel appears extraordinarily ordinary. An ex-US Army soldier, the 36-year-old lives in San Francisco. She is also a former world champion in archery – propelled to success, she believes, by her love for Lance, a bow. She now claims to be married to the Eiffel Tower, following a ceremony with friends last year in Paris, at which she promised eternal love to the...
Today I went to Hawrelak park. There was a motorcycle convention.
No joke. Everyone was wearing fringed leather and ass-less chaps. They were pretty nice though. A band was playing some classic rock, we bought mini donuts, and one of the bikers helped us fly our kite when we couldn’t get it off the ground.
I wanna join the Hell’s Angels.
“Me an’ God, we just niggas.”
– Carl.
Kanye West lets everyone know what he thinks. →
is it wrong that I’m saving videos and comics so I can prolong my tumblarity?
When I grow up, I wanna be Rahim Jaffer.
Pet rocks, the coolest.
Pet rocks: a thing of the 70’s.
The fad lasted about six months, ending after a short increase in sales during the Christmas season of December 1975. During its short run, the Pet Rock made Dahl a millionaire.[2] In 1975, Dahl establishedRock Bottom Productions, a company that sold the rocks for US$3.95 each.[2] The stones, imported from Rosarito Beach in Baja California, Mexico, were...
I graduated high school. I will not let myself be affected by the popularity contest that is tumblarity. To prove how little I care, I will cut off my hair, dye all my clothes black, and stop showering. and secretly obsess over everyone else’s tumblarity.
Anne Frank Tweets. →
Anne Frank- Always funny.
2012: End of Days.
2012 is an issue too often overshadowed by global recession and the crisis in Darfur.
It needs to be talked about because it is
Scary.
Right? RIGHT?
Rhetorical: the end of days is always scary. Unless you’re a man running around with a sandwich board, ringing a bell and warning other of the coming of the apocalypse. In which case, Congrats! you’ve finally gotten something right.
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